If I join the Army how do you think I would do and what Rank would suit me? read... Please this means alot?

Private suits you pretty well since you sound young and immature. And there is no telling how you would do in a firefight. You may do well or you may break down and cry. All those things you listed don't mean crap. Are you in good shape, are you athletic, are you mentally stable? Can you work as a team and as an individual? Are you confident or arrogant? Can you follow orders?